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Why is Dirk holding... - RasheedsBigWhiteSpot - 01-05-2022

...anal beads????

Because he's a badass?
Because he can put it in the hole?

Seriously, though, they've gotta tweak that statue before it goes up.  That's shitty.


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RE: Why is Dirk holding... - cow - 01-05-2022

Don't like the trajectory balls either.  It's a mock and we need a better look but at first blush, I can't say I'm in love with the face or hair either.  It would never happen but having bearded Dirk would have been cool.


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - Hypermav - 01-05-2022

Agreed. He didn't one leg a three ball if that is meaning.

The base and pose is fine but someone sold Mark on a sorta Picaso shot with the ball.


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - SleepingHero - 01-05-2022

I think it's pretty unique and gives the statue a feel like it's in motion. Still a rough mock. I wouldn't be against removing the anal beads but I also appreciate them too.


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - cow - 01-05-2022

(01-05-2022, 11:31 PM)Hypermav Wrote: Agreed. He didn't one leg a three ball if that is meaning.

The base and pose is fine but someone sold Mark on a sorta Picaso shot with the ball.

I think the simpler answer is that it represents trajectory of the ball in flight.


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - Kammrath - 01-05-2022

(01-05-2022, 11:33 PM)SleepingHero Wrote: I wouldn't be against removing the anal beads but I also appreciate them too.

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RE: Why is Dirk holding... - SleepingHero - 01-05-2022

(01-05-2022, 11:34 PM)Kammrath Wrote: [Image: giphy-downsized-large.gif]
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RE: Why is Dirk holding... - DrMav - 01-05-2022

Yeah I hope they just decide to drop it down to 1 when it’s ready for production


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - Jym - 01-06-2022

https://twitter.com/thatjazzzfan/status/1478947485104017409


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - hakeemfaan - 01-06-2022

Never heard of anal beads. Always learn something new on this forum.


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - SwisherPrice - 01-06-2022

Very weird...I wonder what yes men Cuban consulted on that. One of those concepts that might sound better in your head than on paper. You already have an iconic pose, no need to get crazy with it


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - cow - 01-06-2022

(01-06-2022, 07:45 AM)hakeemfaan Wrote: Never heard of anal beads. Always learn something new on this forum.

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RE: Why is Dirk holding... - Scott41theMavs - 01-06-2022

(01-06-2022, 07:45 AM)hakeemfaan Wrote: Never heard of anal beads. Always learn something new on this forum.

Am I the only one who wishes he still didn't know?


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - KillerLeft - 01-06-2022

https://twitter.com/TonyCMKE/status/1478938402376630280?s=20


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - fifteenth - 01-06-2022

(01-06-2022, 04:23 PM)Scott41theMavs Wrote: Am I the only one who wishes he still didn't know?


I don't know and I'm not looking it up!!!!!  Big Grin


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - Hypermav - 01-06-2022

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change the skyline


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - cow - 01-06-2022

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RE: Why is Dirk holding... - Chicagojk - 01-07-2022

Yeah, the three ball thing is just odd.   Even the part connecting the ball looks very amateurish.

I also think unveiling the mini dirk statue was weird.   Either have the full statue ready for the jersey retirement or wait to unveil at another time.   Don't show mini Dirk.   A lot of the conversation was about the weird statue, which could have been avoided in an otherwise perfect night.


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - meistermatze - 01-07-2022

The statue is aweful, not just the anal beads (which I can never unsee now), but in general. At first when Cuban revealed it, I just thought it looked weird but after this comparison, I am officially disgusted by it. The details look really bad, I don't know who Cuban paid to deliver something like this. I hope this is a rough sketch and nothing more...


RE: Why is Dirk holding... - markus1234 - 01-07-2022

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