ROSTER TALK: Mavs favs for Vogel if no HC job exists. Kyrie handshake deal?

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The year is 2037. Players’ careers have been extended due to new medical technology. Aliens have come and stole Jae Crowder’s talent. He is averaging 0.6 points 0.9 boards and .02 assists in 48 minutes per game. The remnants of Mark Cuban - a brain in a jar, directs his puppet GM to call the Seattle SuperSonics to finally offer Dwight for Jae. Team owner, GM and supreme leader of the Sonics - Bezos laughs and hangs up the phone. Dan and Kam make a new post about how Dwight should be starting based on a “revolutionary” new advanced stat developed by chimps. Luka has won his 10th title in a row for the Lakers. The Mavs have drafted yet another generational talent, but the best they can do is pair him with a laboratory clone of JET.