DRAFT: #18 [Green] & #31 [Terry] & trade for #36 [Tyler Bey]

[Mavs2019]

Wait a minute... the Heat want Wes Matthews????

Pat Riley is an intelligent GM. If there's a report out there that the Heat want Matthews, 100% it's a smokescreen.

Please. Riley is way too late here.

Wesley Matthews has been working undercover for the Mavs as a double agent, since they signed him in 2015.

You need proof?

Here is Wesley Matthews



assuming the fake persona of Robin Hood to disguise his true identity as James Bond 007. The double agent that never gets double-doubles.


Here is Matthews pretending to be asleep on defense, when he´s really awesome. But we need that high draft pick to recruit DSJ for the next operation, so he did what he had to do.




This is the crucial moment of Operation Exit Unicorn. Here you can see Porzingis processing the fresh information he has just received from Wes, that the Knick major off-season plan was to acquire Matthews and Barnes to form a new BIG 3 in the BIG Apple.



Here is part two of that operation....



Wes Matthews telling DSJ that he should be a #1 option somewhere and that he needs to put up a triple double in MSG, cause that´s where legends are born. Obviously Wesley supported this plan by converting all of DSJ passes into glorious assists and on the defensive end, he not only blocked out the opposing players, but his teammates, so DSJ could grab enough boards.

Look at the boxscore: https://www.espn.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=401071431

Matthews was 54% from three and intentionally only grabbed two rebounds. That´s WELL below his career-average. How much. Well let´s just say that is classified information.

And while all this was going on, he was just serving as the tank commander of the Mavs successful invasion of Slovenia, where they took a hostage named Luka Doncic.



Now we are in the final stages....



"I tell you Giannis, that Dirk Nowitzki Charles Barkley army story never gets old. You want to get some popcorn before the real movie starts.... you know how you hate the Heat, because they embarrassed you, and how Jason Kidd is like a father to you....you gonna love this one...!!"





So I NEVER EVER want to hear any complaints about the Wesley Matthews contract again. That man is a Mavericks hero, and he did it all with one healthy Achilles!