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My Wife - IamDougieFresh - 10-07-2019 So my wife watches every game and she has some of the best takes on the Mavs, so I thought I would share. Harrison Barnes' nickname is "Clown Shoes" because he would frequently dribble off his foot. DFS = Littlefoot Against the Hornets last year in a 122-84 victory - "These guys are so bad they are making Dwight look good!" Temporary most hated player - Jonas Jerebko - He had 23 points against the Mavs in a close loss. Said she would give him another chance this year. Favorite non-Mav - Dame Lillard Can't Stand - DeAndre Jordan's "lazy ass", when Dwight jumps as high as he can to catch a bounce pass, Wes Matthews. Actually thought Skin Wade's joke about Steven Adams juggling refrigerators was funny. Somehow always right when calling shots in midair. RE: My Wife - ThunderMav - 10-07-2019 Thats awesome thanks for sharing! You need to give us her game takes during season too! RE: My Wife - IamDougieFresh - 10-07-2019 (10-07-2019, 03:34 PM)ThunderMav Wrote: Thats awesome thanks for sharing! Haha will do. She has said so much funny stuff. I wish I could remember it all. I'm going to have to instant post it while the game is going on. RE: My Wife - Hypermav - 10-07-2019 Good stuff. My wife does not watch the games with me most of the time. Her last Mavs comment was Maxi looked like Wil Wheaton... RE: My Wife - ThunderMav - 10-07-2019 Kinda like my daughter while watching football. QB takes off running goes well past LOS. Her “he has an open guy why doesn’t he throw it” Me: Because he passed the line of scrimmage Her: But he’s open. Whats a line of scrimmage? Me: Its a line he has to decide to throw it before he crosses, and is where they line up each play Her: Thats dumb he should be able to throw it anytime he wants Me: Its the rules Her: Its a dumb rule how does he even know where the line is? Do they draw this line after each play? Me: Its marked on the side Her: Well how can he focus on passing and have to look for these markers? They should use that soccer spray to mark the line each play. Me to myself: I feel sorry for her future husband RE: My Wife - LifeAquatic - 10-07-2019 https://giphy.com/gifs/t6cn3lRhDZtBjdAjKN/html5 RE: My Wife - B-E-Z - 10-07-2019 (10-07-2019, 11:43 PM)LifeAquatic Wrote: https://giphy.com/gifs/t6cn3lRhDZtBjdAjKN/html5Exactly how I read the thread title RE: My Wife - Lucky Luciano - 10-08-2019 Your wife sounds like she's pretty awesome! RE: My Wife - IamDougieFresh - 10-08-2019 (10-08-2019, 01:25 PM)Lucky Luciano Wrote: Your wife sounds like she's pretty awesome! She is! Thank you. RE: My Wife - WillE - 10-11-2019 (10-08-2019, 02:02 PM)IamDougieFresh Wrote:(10-08-2019, 01:25 PM)Lucky Luciano Wrote: Your wife sounds like she's pretty awesome! Congrats for living the dream! My wife would also be looking with me, if she wouldn't have to wake up in the middle of the night therefore (which she did for one exception: the 2011 Finals). But having the closest person in life sharing one of your biggest pleasures does qualify as luck imo. |