Team Tank 2022-23

[Mavs2021]

Playoffs? What a since of humor

If Danny Ainge said it, we´d all be *wink, wink* laughing. When it comes from the Mavs, you know they are dead serious. The only way we are not converting a 11th to 14th pick is, if we win the lottery. You just think of the worst case and that´s what they´ll do, so let me map out the next 12 months.

Lose during the play-in.
Convert 11th to 14th pick to Knicks.
Extend Kyrie 200/4. He missed 60% of games for reasons TBD.
Extend Powell 40/4.
Add one more 30+ veteran signing.
Trade Bertans and an unprotected future 1st round for Nurkic.
Kidd thinks Nurkic is too slow, so Powell continues to start.
Hardy still plays less than 20 MPG, cause THJ.
Mark Cuban decides that Josh Green is not worth 70/4 and let´s him walk for nothing.
Harrison watches a documentary about the 60s Celtics, fires Kidd and announces Joel McGee as the new player-coach.
Luka plays for Slovenia in the summer and refuses to come back to America, until he´s traded.

The end.