2021-2022 AROUND the NBA: GSW Champs [ARCHIVED]

[SleepingHero]

The solution is simple but refs refuse to swallow their whistles.  The no call would help eliminate the futbol antics.

I'm convinced my idea would instantly reduce all these flopping/charade tactics. 

First secure a sponsorship with Charmin. I'm sure they'd love the advertising and the NBA can donate all the proceeds to whatever charity.

Second, create a new award called the Charmin Ultra-Soft player of the year/week/month. The award is a trophy with a silver toilet paper roll on top and the bottom is laden with teddy bears and hearts. It's given to the player who complained the most/flopped the most during the game.

These NBA players ego's would compel them to never talk to the refs again. Imagine Draymond Green getting the Charmin Ultra-Soft player of the year award. He'd NEVER be able to live it down. Any conversation an analyst can just go "Draymond why are you talking, you literally were the softest player of the year"

I'm convinced the problem will fix itself in 2 months without a single rule change necessary. After which the NBA can drop it since it did it's job.