2021-2022 MAVS NEWS: 4th in West | WCF loss [ARCHIVED]

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Mark:  Luka, Slovenia is a beautiful country.
Luka:  Did you know our population is just over 2 million people?
Mark:  I wasn't aware.
Luka:  Have you watched the Olympics, Mark?  We are vying for a medal.  
Mark:  Yes, I've been glued to my TV between Shark Tank shoots.
Luka:  Did you know our population is just over 2 million people?
Mark:  Uh, yes, you just told me that.
Luka:  Did you know we were just two points shy of competing for a gold medal?
Mark:  I saw the highlights after I invested in a company from the guy I worked with on "I want to draw a cat for you".  That was a tough break.
Luka:  Did you know our population is just over 2 million people?
Mark:  Are you trying to tell me something, Luka?
Luka:  What is the population of Texas?
Mark:  ~30 million.
Luka:  What is the population of America?
Mark:  North of 320 million.
Luka:  Slovenia can compete with the world's best with 2 million.
Mark:  That's very impressive!
Luka:  And the Dallas Mavericks?
Mark:  Luka, we have a nice 5-year max contract for you!
Luka:  And the Dallas Mavericks?
Mark:  We've made a lot of improvements this offseason!
Luka:  Go on.
Mark:  KP is healthy and has been working out like crazy.
Luka:  He could wear my mom's skinniest of skinny jeans.
Mark:  We resigned WCS and got you two Browns.  Not one, Luka.  Two!
Luka:  Jaylen is one of my favorite players!
Mark:  Not Jaylen, Moses and Sterling.
Luka:  5 year deal?  Player option on the 5th?
Mark:  No options.  We also signed, Bullock.  He's like Josh Richardson except he can actually play defense and hit threes.
Luka:  4 year deal?  Player option on the 4th?
Mark:  I guess we could do a a shorter deal.  I'm not sure about the player option though.  We also resigned your buddy Boban.  Boban!
Luka:  3 year deal?  Player option?
Mark:  *nervous laughter*
Mark: *long pause*
Mark:  Bill, why don't you tell Luka about the exciting Goran news.
Bill:  *blank look on his face*
Mark:  *kicks Bill in the leg while texting Nico "get it done, now"
Mark:  Luka, I want to draw a cat for you.