A Letter to the Negative Nancies

[fifteenth]

Dear dissenting crew,

I once fellowshipped freely among your ranks. Killer turned me to the dark side during the 2011/2012 season, and I spent many happy years railing against Mark Cuban and plan powder. I know that I left you a few years ago and have been spreading hope for a while now. I just want to ask if I can come back. 

I have my pitchfork and pen. I'm ready for work. 

Yours until Fin and Mosley convince me otherwise,

Fifteenth Man

[ItsGoTime]

If that is the decision, I might have to abandon my wait and see approach and join in. I will for sure be on the lookout for Cuban-esque/same story different names stuff. I mean, this could very possibly turn into a permanent position for Dirk meaning they don’t look for a Finley replacement.

[mavsluvr]

Dear dissenting crew,

I once fellowshipped freely among your ranks. Killer turned me to the dark side during the 2011/2012 season, and I spent many happy years railing against Mark Cuban and plan powder. I know that I left you a few years ago and have been spreading hope for a while now. I just want to ask if I can come back. 

I have my pitchfork and pen. I'm ready for work. 

Yours until Fin and Mosley convince me otherwise,

Fifteenth Man

LOL.

[Benskix2]

82-0 Bitches

[cow]

82-0 Bitches

Number of draft picks we'll get when we trade Luka and the number of those picks that will be as good as Luka?

[JamesConway]

https://giphy.com/gifs/memecandy-Yq7n1sakPfO1d0O9Wn

[fifteenth]

Footage of Killer turning me back to the darkside last night

https://www.mavsboard.com/showthread.php?tid=1059&pid=88792#pid88792

[JamesConway]

Number of draft picks we'll get when we trade Luka and the number of those picks that will be as good as Luka?

Plot twist: he’ll walk in FA.

[cow]

Plot twist: he’ll walk in FA.

[ItsGoTime]

Plot twist: he’ll walk in FA.

After he is deemed too old to get a big and long term contract and gets a matching deal with Phoenix which he signs without giving us the chance to up our offer!

[jesusshuttlesworth82]

No no you don't understand.  As long as Mark listens to Haralabob before making moves as the GM, this is all a good thing.

[Scott41theMavs]

No no you don't understand.  As long as Mark listens to Haralabob before making moves as the GM, this is all a good thing.

https://media.giphy.com/media/2WxWfiavndgcM/giphy.gif

[audiosway]

I've always been the sunshine blowing optimist around here. I can't even buy into this mess. Welcome to the dark side my friend.

I even tried to sell myself on plan powder. I got nothing now. This is just utter ridiculousness. It's all bad. This is like the fart that fools you.

[Mak]

Lame. 


We ain’t done yet.

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We have arguably the best upcoming player in the NBA and just took arguably the best team in the nba (pre-Kawhi injury) to 7 games in the playoffs. 

This is a weird time to be pessimistic. I see the sky is still falling around here lol.

[fifteenth]

I see the sky is still falling around here lol.

There is no sky here. It's the internet. And I can't help my lameness. I've just had to learn to live with it.

[KillerLeft]

This is like the fart that fools you.

I find myself lacking the understanding needed to appreciate this simile. Can you explain?

[audiosway]

I find myself lacking the understanding needed to appreciate this simile. Can you explain?

It's for those with stomach disorders. Sometimes things are safe and dry and sometimes you end up with more than you bargained for...

[Mak]

Ya know … maybe y’all Dark Sider’s actually have a good point. We may be entering a dark timeline. 

https://youtu.be/Lr3i5sVZWdI

[Scott41theMavs]

Ya know … maybe y’all Dark Sider’s actually have a good point. We may be entering a dark timeline. 

https://youtu.be/Lr3i5sVZWdI

Don't like the Nico hire?

[fifteenth]

Since I wrote a letter to the negative folks asking if I could join then again,  do I now have to write Kam to see if I can be in the hopeful crowd again?