06-23-2021, 10:52 PM
(06-23-2021, 10:27 PM)fifteenth Wrote: Just caught up. Man, you guys got in a roll.
Trying to get over being disturbed by "Donnie wasn't a cap expert". How do you have that job for that many years and not make yourself a cap expert?
Donne: "Hey Dirk, can you take pay cut? You see Mark decided to give Chandler a max contract."
Dirk: "We are bringing Tyson back? That's great news!"
Donnie: "No, Chandler Parsons."
Dirk: "Who?"
Donnie: "Hey Dirk, can you take another pay cut? Mark is going to sign Wes Matthews and DAJ to huge contracts."
Dirk: "Isn't Wes hurt?"
Donnie: "It's fine plus we need him to sign DAJ."
----Days Later---
Dirk: "So since DAJ isn't coming, can I get my money back?"
Donnie: "Dirk, you see, we promised Wes we'd give him an even bigger contract if DAJ didn't come."
Dirk: "..."
Donnie: "Hey Dirk, can you take another pay cut? Mark is going to give The Black Falcon a max contract."
Dirk: "I don't read comic books."
Donnie: "No, Dirk. Harrison Barnes."
Dirk: "You mean the 6th best player on GSW?"
Donnie: "We think he's got superstar potential."
Dirk: "..."